Flying Jepson

When you get a big ol’ wedgie on a roller coaster. YeeeeeOUCH!!!!

Person 1: “Gee golly willikersf Finn got quite the Flying Jepson the other day on the jonkler coaster! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

Person 2: “I know right, Flying Jepsons are the WORST! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

by Grimble Desmond Wootmole June 29, 2025

flying saucer

A type of unidentified aerial phenomenon distinctly shaped like two saucers sealed together with both bottoms facing outward. The term was first minted in the press after the June 1947 incident in which pilot Kenneth Arnold saw nine such aircraft flying in triangle formation and performing aerial maneuvers that broke the known laws of physics. Two weeks later, at least one other similar craft was reported by the Roswell Daily Record to have crashed near Roswell, New Mexico. The ensuing Air Force cover-up of the incident and legend that grew up around it catapulted the term into popular culture and cemented it as a central topic of extraterrestrial and paranormal studies.

Flying saucers are frequently reported as the vehicles used by small gray aliens during alien abductions of human beings.

She knows what she saw -- it was a flying saucer, not a weather balloon.

by Kuantum March 12, 2021

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

fly

A covered opening on front of male briefs and a covered opening on the bottom and back of brief panties!

The toddler less seriously peed inside her panties and cried less bitterly, due too she could try to pee through the fly of her brief panties!

by Turo Fernandez February 25, 2020

Fly Like An Eagle

Yeah, think I better get up
Time keeps on slippin'
Into the future
Said
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
I wanna feed the babies, who can't get enough to eat
Wanna shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet
I wanna house the people, livin' in the street
Oh, yeah there's a solution
Let me fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly, oh, yeah
Fly right into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time flies don't it baby?
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future, oh
Time flies don't it baby?
Keep on flying, keep on flying, oh
Oh, yeah, yeah
Think I better get up
Don't it baby?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly like an eagle
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly

by Death Menace July 26, 2023

snow fly

A white girl that dates black boys

Hey Madison I didn't know you were a snow fly!

by Whitegirl03 July 6, 2016

The Flying Squirrel

When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.

This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.

by B.Nilez July 3, 2021