Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.

Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."

by daklaaa March 20, 2024

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Robert Blake science college

A stupid school that doesn't allow drinking water

Robert Blake science college lol

by Eeeerrrrttttpppp October 9, 2020

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Lurgan College

Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.

Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."

by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023

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Cardijn College

A school with a bunch of idiotic rules in place

why did Cardijn College punish kids for not wearing a tie like WTF

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

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Warren Wilson College

Warren wilson college is a 4-year private liberal arts college. Set in the Swannanoa Valley of western NC, wwc is surrounded by some of the most beautiful views. There are 25 miles of hiking trails on campus, some of which follow the swannanoa river. Wwc follows a system called The Triad, were students have a wholesome learning experience through academics, service, and work. There are over 80 work crews on campus such as farming, woodshop, garden, autoshop, dining, and pretty much anything needed to keep the school running students all take part in. With a small number around 800-1000 students, wwc has small class sizes and personable professors. Amazing sustainable agriculture, environmental, biology, and writing programs. there are a lot of "hippies" at this school. Not surprising at all to see people barefoot in class. With the small class size it's also common to have class outside. In biology for example my class went out to the trails and identified the native plants we found. It can be pricey to go here since it is a private school, but a little gets paid off from the work program but they are also really good with giving financial aid and scholarships. I love visiting all the animals here like the cows horses and pigs. This school is honestly so amazing

"Warren Wilson College Is for hippies"
"Warren wilson is for anyone whos chill and also a hardworker"

by WWC-owls July 18, 2017

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mount carmel college

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening

i need to go to mount carmel college i heard they have good drug dealers!

by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020

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