The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
Get the Friend Fucker Philosophymug. An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.
by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022
Get the Fucker ass fuckermug. mug and neck gaiter
by fineti October 19, 2021
Get the fucking fuckersmug. Like a wiccan witch or warlock male witch aka bitch
who uses to like math or some shit to mate with other
people, usually it involves other math shit like game theory
to get resources or intelligence even if they are not sure.
who uses to like math or some shit to mate with other
people, usually it involves other math shit like game theory
to get resources or intelligence even if they are not sure.
This Irish Italian Nona tree graph fucker in Sicily is using greedy topology and lambdas with some rudimentary game theory to marry her family to a few of her red native 'chibi' babies so they can have some jewelry in like 500 trilloins years. Nevermind she said finally vetoing herself to limit that to pretty brothel ready red native 'chibi' folks.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
Get the tree graph fuckermug. when an individual is in trouble, mad about something, oh in shock, a common phrase many say is “Mother Fucker On Ice”
by thegreatestbootylicker August 2, 2018
Get the Mother Fucker On Icemug. When your fucking someones mom and they scream fuck me better little dick dan or im gonna stick my fat ass horse cock inside of you and ejaculate on ur dads hairy ass hole
by The "Mother"- Fucker March 18, 2020
Get the The "Mother"- Fuckermug. that one friend that spills your pop and says oops didn't see any faggs around had to fuck with you.
1. hey karl is a "mother bitch fucker"
2. this "mother bitch fucker" knocked over my damn hair product and broke it.
2. this "mother bitch fucker" knocked over my damn hair product and broke it.
by itsdapussinator October 31, 2017
Get the mother bitch fuckermug.