Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because her fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.

“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”

by WCfields September 14, 2022

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

Root Beer

the only beer that people under 21 can have at a party

Me and the boys got drunk on root beer last night

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

Normal Beer

What Norm wants.

I'm the Old Norm; I want Normal Beer!

by Koraichu July 18, 2024

Beer whored

It is that act of after sex by a creature that urinates out of everywhere all over its found female in bed with rubber sheet that attracts the female to come back repeatedly

The man beer whored many women over the past week .

by The wandering eye February 5, 2010

New Beers Eve

The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.

Andrew: "Drink up its New Beers Eve."

Bryan: "ahhg dubblefrunk shhhpppfff (drunk mumbo jumbo)"

by Secret Spy Club December 17, 2010