Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 24, 2021
My half-great-grandnephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.
by Tyrone Watson April 04, 2021
Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."
by Hym Iam March 09, 2024
A middle to upper class male who will usually work in the finance industry. You will see him on a roof top bar in summer with rolled up chino’s, boat shoes or desert boots and a pair of Ray Ban club masters or aviators. He will be seen with cocaine residue on his nostrils clasping a bottle of champagne and speaking at extreme volumes about how his dad has just lent him his boat for the summer. He will often approach women in the same way he does his job. To top it all off, his baby pink shirt will be “half tucked”, loose at the back and tucked in the front, sporting his Aspinall belt.
I just sold that “half tucker” a bag for double what I paid for it.
I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.
I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.
by The no tuck prince June 30, 2022
When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
by Jakeing24 October 02, 2021