Anal Beans

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020

Anal Angeling

The act of fish-hooking the male-asshole in a failed attempt of hitting the prostate gland resulting in pain and epic fail.

I accidentally performed anal angeling on a guyI thought that hitting the male g-spot was accomplished by using the "come-hither" motion, the same as hitting the female g-spot.

by TheAnalAngler September 12, 2011

anal slay

Opposite of vagina slay. Usually means when something is not so slay/not slaying

Emily: “it’s raining today”
Natalia: “that’s anal slay”

by nanasgaff April 30, 2022

anal bleed

"anal bleed" The term used for someone whom is a drain upon society/germ. A peasant of such non desirable form that they're resemblance is that of claret from the sphincter.

anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

"That guy is an anal bleed... he got kicked out for biting the security"
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

Anal bifida

When you get reemed and your anus turns into a red sock, and gets pushed back in

Hey what's up matt you anal bifida

by The_whispering _eye September 2, 2019

Oral Anal

Whenever someone’s words metaphorically go into your ass substituting anal beads

I have oral anal when I listen to Alec Benjamin because of how beautiful his voice is.

by Oofol November 10, 2018

Anal Crack

When you snort crack out of your ass crack

You want to Anal Crack me bro?

by Yomamaman7 April 15, 2015