Jizz Cut

A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.
The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”
by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023
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Director’s Cut

When the driver takes a “short cut” but the route actually adds time to the ride.
Usually the driver will insist that their way is better despite having any real reasons other than “trust me bro!”

Often rejects passenger offers for gps navigation.
Sorry we’re late dear, your father had us take a little director’s cut through the backroads instead of the highway.
by Pansy Nelosi June 30, 2022
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Cut A Rug

The explosion of a vaginal fart, or vart, from the vaginal canal while in close proximity or in passing of a group of people
"I'm so embarrassed I just cut a rug in line for confession. Now everyone knows I'm having premarital sex FML"
by LaPendeja August 20, 2024
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bowl cut

Bono has a bowl cut. >:)
by 10908 October 15, 2022
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Bowl cut

When you haircut is in the shape of a bowl
Person 1: Did you see our math teacher's new lineup
Person 2: That lineup look like a bowl cut
by Svgs.ski May 09, 2017
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Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.
Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!
by codeman9028 June 14, 2014
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