T.U.F.T. 

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

T.U.F.T. by mark February 16, 2005

645 U-Turn 

The act of transferring in to the San Diego Area thinking it will be all beaches and umbrella drinks. When they work the beat for the first time they immediately drop their transfer paperwork out the same day.

“Hey did you hear the new guy already dropped his transfer out. He just got here.”

“Yeah, another 645 U-Turn”

645 U-Turn by OverworkedTrooper June 30, 2021

Y.O.L.O.U.Y.A.C.T.Y.L.N.T 

you only live once unless your're a cat then you live nine times

Person A: you only live once
Person B: HAHA my cat lives nine times

Both: Y.O.L.O.U.Y.A.C.T.Y.L.N.T

Y.O.L.O.U.Y.A.C.T.Y.L.N.T by kevoBEAST September 18, 2012

a e i o u 

v o w e l s a r e n i c e

Astronaut 1: a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u a e i o u
Astronaut 2: e y u i o a
Astronaut 1: I give up.

a e i o u by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 11, 2020

D I N O H U M A N

btw idk lol

D I N O H U M A N L O L

D I N O H U M A N by miata real October 28, 2020

S.Q.U.A.D.

Seven Queers Under Ass Domination

I spent my weekend with the S.Q.U.A.D.

S.Q.U.A.D. by rmjbmik April 20, 2015

P.U.S.H. 

Pray Until Something Happens

My life's fcked up, but I'm gonna p.u.s.h.

P.U.S.H. by keepthefaith January 20, 2009