A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
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Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
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