Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 20, 2021
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sock shaming

When you judge someone for their socks, depending on the characteristics; Size, shape, color, etc.
Girl: what are those?
Guy: legs?

Girl: no the socks
Guy: ARE YOU SOCK SHAMING?
by MasterPalp January 10, 2018
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swollen sock

A swollen sock like the"pink sock" is actually a prolapsed anal cavity that has has intercourse while it is prolapsed an ends up looking like a the bladder of a football hanging down
Had some hectic deep anal an ended up giving em a swollen sock
by swollen sock December 29, 2015
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Sock Kiss

A Sock Kiss is when you put your feet on top of another one’s e.g footsie
Lisa and Chris decided to do a Sock Kiss”
by Floorboard2 January 12, 2022
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socks-and-sandals material

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.
Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
by eghuro January 14, 2024
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Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible
dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!
by socksrocksocksrock March 22, 2010
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creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.
Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.
by HLJJ65 February 04, 2020
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