Rusty Mace

When your partner bends over, doggie style during sex, and she has part of a turd popping out like the bulbus end of a mace.

"Eeeww, bro, I went to do this chic doggie style and when she bent over, she had a Rusty Mace.. eeeehhh"

by AcousticGoonie December 1, 2025

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

rusty fanny

The act of banging a chick on her period, and then immediately sticking it in her butt, resulting in a rusty fanny.

Yo, it was my girl’s time of the month so I hit that then flipped her over and gave her a rusty fanny!

by Beta1466 May 15, 2018

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room

I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty Motor

The act of defecating between one's breasts and then rocking your head from side-to-side making a "brrr" sound, similar to a motorboat.

Guy: "Yeah last night I gave Peggy the biggest Rusty Motor I've ever seen!"

by Bubbabeck51 July 17, 2017

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019