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Can Rides

Beer. Can Rides are what Americans will start calling Beer when American turns to Crystal M*** (THC) during the Great Depression of Yo MaMa.
Can Rides - Beer.
"Can I have a can ride?"
"Go get it yourself hun. You can have have a Sociable Cider or an isolated beer you loner."
by YouTube Video December 3, 2021
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Ride-surfing

When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.

Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch

#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated

#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver

#from #your #couch
Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!

"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.

Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!

I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!

Ride-surfing is the shiznit!
by Inspktr May 3, 2018
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Bike Ride

When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.
Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride
by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020
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Cowboys Ride

A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams
Hey dude
Hm
Want me to give you a cowboys ride?

Sure why not
by Darianyen September 27, 2025
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a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023
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Bench ride

The bench you sit on while waiting for someone to ride a roller coaster.
Instead of riding the scary roller coaster, I went on the bench ride instead.
by Bartye May 10, 2024
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