Perfection

A girl
She knows who she is
And everything she does is perfection

She *smiles*
Everyone “wow perfection”
She “cool beans”

by Mariass October 12, 2020

the perfect ounce

known as the perfect number , it’s when you blackout or drink heavily the night before and wake up without a hangover

“bro i killed a handle of crown last night and i feel great this morning” “oh you must’ve hit the perfect ounce “

by clt.clt77 September 26, 2021

Perfection

You <3
And I dare you to say otherwise >:(

You my dear... are perfection. Nothing else can ever compare to how perfect you are

by Sadistic Angel July 16, 2020

Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

Perfect

Allyssa

Allyssa is perfect

by 082019 March 3, 2021

Perfect

Sophie

See that girl, yeah she’s a sophie.

Explains why she’s so perfect

by Sapphirechick November 23, 2019

Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes

San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes

by DeathNote1 September 22, 2020