Whenever this kid comes to your house it is a completely accurate representation of the "my mom said I can play" kid, then proceeds to download multiple viruses and eat all over your setup.
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by Big_BrainNelson October 24, 2020
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by madiwastaken March 21, 2021
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by niharika ;) November 30, 2021
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