God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

by ;-------> July 6, 2021

Claire god

A real amazing god to worship
Sucks on toes
Also known as hampter god
Very good at speed run 4 on roblox
Sexy as fuck
Eats nagito

Damn what a Claire god.

by Dick Daddy 69 July 7, 2021

GOD-POING

A person who can't speak English with good grammar.

My friend is GOD-POING.

by lookatme! February 23, 2003

radio gods

This is actually ron and fez, not don and mike.
:P :P

Ron and fez pwn don and mike

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

god stick

TV remote control.

Give me the god stick !

by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

God's Team

Similar to America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys, The Denver Broncos are a treasure from God. God sent his only son Tebow down from Heaven to bless the team. He was born of the virgin Cheerleader and Mike Shannahan. He runs, passes, and prays for our sins so that one day we may all sit at the right hand of the Father, John Elway.

Dude 1: How did the Broncos pull that shit off man! The first play in over time? WOW that was sick!

Dude 2: Bro, you should have known, the Broncos are God's Team.

by stormycolorado January 14, 2012

god dammit

Phrase used to ask god to damn something, usually a situation, and it in no way means that you want to damn god, only a retard would think that. Also, when used at a person, it does not mean that you want god to damn that particular person, it means that you want god to damn the situation that the person caused, indirectly damning him or her.

GOD DAMMIT TIMMY! Stop fucking slamming the fucking door you fucking retard!

by Strider7 November 23, 2010