When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his chest.
by WyldSoul November 4, 2006
Get the Mexican poo blanket mug.by jac3 May 17, 2008
Get the Mexican dental floss mug.A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.
Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007
Get the Mexican baseball bat mug.The Mexican Meat Rinse is a variation of the Mexican Shower. It is similar to the Mexican Shower in that it comes into play when you are rushing out the door after having sex. It differs from the Mexican Shower in that you concentrate your washing on that part of the anatomy most directly involved with the sex (i.e. the "Meat"). With no time for a proper shower, the next best thing is a Mexican Meat Rinse. This term is most appropiately used when two or more sex partners are involved in the same day (see example).
Dude, after sleeping with Dope, I shot over to Chewey's house. Luckily, I had time for a Mexican Meat Rinse...
by inaka June 11, 2006
Get the Mexican Meat Rinse mug.A lumpy butt caused from bathroom cleaning chemicals. Specifically happens to Mexicans because their butt DNA mutates and causes lumpy butt.
Example for "Sad Mexican Butt":
Kyle: "Yo what happened to that girls butt?
Matt: "Dude you know she cleans bathrooms at night, she has that sad Mexican butt from the chemicals."
Kyle: "Yo what happened to that girls butt?
Matt: "Dude you know she cleans bathrooms at night, she has that sad Mexican butt from the chemicals."
by MGM8000 December 23, 2013
Get the sad mexican butt mug.Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.
by Spoofter84 January 2, 2011
Get the Mexican job fair mug.When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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