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your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight
by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010
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Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.
"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"
by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025
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Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.
Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro
by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024
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Mads

Mads is a name of Danish heritage and like the name Mats, Mads is person known for having an abnormally large penis.

But also a Mads is a “Greek god type of body” ,sensual lover, very kind and outgoing person who will do anything for his friends, family and strangers without expecting anything in return.
Person 1 : wooow, that guy is so confident and sexy!

Person 2 : yeah I know, he’s a Mads
by TheOneAndOnlyPave November 25, 2021
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Cube-Madness

when you've been playing with a Rubik's cube for so long that it starts to look weird, such as, the squares are looking more like a rhombus.
It's hard to solve the cube now, because of cube-madness.
by ZrxTeamGreen March 4, 2022
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Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
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Mads

Mads is basically the best a boy can be. He has the worlds biggest cock. Mads is very adorable and sweet. He is also very attractive.
I love Mads.
by Mads mystic February 13, 2018
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