Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

monster

- what Karl Jacobs shoved up his ass in that one fanfic

Sapnap watched in disbelief as Karl shoved a monster can up his bussy all because he jokingly told him to.

by for bug May 28, 2021

independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic

Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster

by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024

Green Monster

The act of shitting green diarrhea directly on another person's face for sexual gratification.

Oh man scully give me a green monster.

by I am the green monster August 21, 2024

Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams

The most feminine drink on earth.

Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*

by TweakinFrFr October 14, 2024

Gugubiru Monster

A seven-foot-tall blue penis-shaped creature that steals people's gugubirus. He only appears at night and preys on unsuspecting victims. His first confirmed sighting occured in the country of Chin-Kwanistan on the 23rd of October, 2024.

"Bro🤔🤔 just now I see gugubiru monster bro😱😱😱😮😮😮😮😭😭😭🔥🔥 at the 马路 bro😩🤔🤔 and he say STOPP😱😱🛑✋✋✋✋ STOP NOW✋✋✋✋😈😈 STOPPPPP🔥😡😡😡😡😡 and say he want to keel me bro 🔪🔪🩸😱😨😨😨🔥"

"I am a hacker I love to suck gugubiru monster gyatt"

by SigmaGeneric December 4, 2024

Thames River Monster

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.

The Thames River Monster got my $20 again

by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024