March 13th

The birthday of the shortest, cutest, smartest, and beautiful girl in the world.

Someone:Hey girl it’s March 13th! Me: It’s my dayyy

by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022

March 4th

Love yourself day!!!!

Kayla: oh it March 4th I don't really
love myself but I have to.

by Kayla Xbox February 8, 2022

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

March 20

Say something random in the middle of a conversation

You: *says something random*
Other person: uhhh, what was that for
You: what do you mean it’s March 20

There was no real definition for this day so I decided to make one

by uM WhAT, nO December 5, 2020

march 3rd

global texting day!! text all the friends u have the entire day!
heres an example:

*27 new messages*
WHATS GOING ON?!!
Friends: its march 3rd!!

by this is anonymous :) March 2, 2024

March 3rd

The day a dumb ass bitch was born, this person tends to be bipolar and a dick but really nice once you get to know them.

It’s March 3rd. Happy birthday, dumb ass! I’m glad to have met you.

by adannnnnnnnnmc30 March 3, 2024

March 25

March 25th is the day where you grab your friends booty without consequences.

Person1: it's March 25th so you know what that means
Person2: it's national grab ass day lmao

by JayMo0990 March 24, 2022