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The Laggata’s Law

When Franky L. gives that real good gaulk-gaulk-3000 on that nigga dick.
Laggata: “all right boys let me teach y’all The Laggata’s Law.”

Everyone else: “what’s that?”
Laggata: “I’m gonna gobble ya glizzy.“
*indiscriminate slurping, sucking, gasping, and choking sounds*
by Mr. Laggata122 March 23, 2023
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Ohio Center for Law Related Education

Commonly shortened to the OCLRE. Used to pop off with the best mock trial competitions in Ohio, but now takes 3 weeks to return scores and another 2 to award best witnesses and attorneys. Hasn't been the same since they went virtual, and they just might be using COVID as an excuse to slack off.
Man, I sure hope the Ohio Center for Law Related Education gives us our scores this weekend.

First time?

First time.
by reese dimattia May 18, 2022
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Law

As of now you are able to punt or yeet any short person, during may.
Its is now law that you can punt or yeet any short person, during may.
by MrPink_ January 18, 2023
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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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Law of choonism

The law states, that Any individual who is classified as choon must have a choononic magnitude twenty times greater than its surface area cubed.
Yousef: woah that was a very chooni action
Ashkan: according to the law of choonism the action portrayed is not as chooni as possible, refer to Law of choonism Vol. 2 Act.7
by Juicysef July 27, 2021
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Husband-in-law

It’s the phrase you use so other people know that the new husband and the ex-husband have a great relationship. I’m not sure if grades the white word but it’s not too bad.
So I talked to my husband-in-law yesterday and yes, he is sure that he can fix your dishwasher.
by @Yim October 21, 2020
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Isaac's Law

Anything in the world is a 50/50 chance, as it can be either true or false.
"What are the chances that I win the lottery?"
"By Isaac's Law, 50/50."
by maths? more like no May 1, 2024
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