Jacob

God of Gore makes anything he See's instantly dreadful certainly a bad ass honestly if you see a Jacob you going to have a bad day

Oh shit is that Jacob let's get out pf here man

by Hidden cookie December 20, 2016

Jacob Sanders

Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.

LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"

by JayBird-Jamie March 29, 2022

jacob

gay fucking bitch who acts confident but hates their own guts

"oh wow it's jacob"
"that one emo kid that hides being his hair?"
"yes that one."

by aarbjj June 24, 2021

Jacob Nigtorius

A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as repulsive.

"EWW! Lisa, look at that disgusting pig Jacob Nigtorius."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
"Lets get the fuck out of here Lisa!"

by Sauceboy42069666 October 24, 2018

Jacob

A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.

Jacob is a nig...

by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024

Jacob

Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile

Jacob smells like shit.

by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020

Jacob

Bitchass one piece fan who repeatedly says JoJo is mid even though no one asked

Jacob: JoJo mid

Person: No one asked

by Jacob120392190 May 24, 2022