When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023
You're such a Jacob Wain!
by Definition People January 29, 2018
Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.
by jakey breaky March 14, 2023
Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!
Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
by PlutoniumGinger March 09, 2023
A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else
by Bye your best frind July 30, 2018
by sarahpacito December 11, 2019
by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022