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Jacob

Jacob is open to strangers, he loves meeting new people and exploring!
Jacob is very intelligent in multiple things and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess with him, because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you. He can make you blush because of his jokes! He is an athletic boy that you will ever meet. Jacob is tall usually and is sexy with his wavy hair. He is a such a caring person so don’t lie to him! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong as a person too!
Hey have you seen Jacob?
You mean that tall sexy man?
by Lalala-2019 November 22, 2021
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Jacob

Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!
Jacob is my PPFL
Jacob is married to matt damion
by Freakinthesheetzz September 24, 2018
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jacob

he's one of the sweetest people ever very funny fun to hang out with one of the most beautiful and sweetest boys out there.
Jacob: I look like a mango on a stick
by sjduhadoil February 15, 2022
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jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word
Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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jacob Ralphs

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl
by agreatgal September 13, 2022
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Jacob Soder

A fucking hottie. Literal god. I love him so much he can slap this ass all day
Wow that persons hot, they must be jacob soder
by jacobsoderfanclub November 23, 2021
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