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Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
by a living spoon March 20, 2010
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Enjoy her

Eat her out like a five-star-dinner
"I'm going to enjoy her tonight"
"I'm going to enjoy my girlfriend tonight"
by DrayAidenBlackwood August 7, 2025
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Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.
by X blade slim March 14, 2022
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throw some water on him/her

He/she is a suspected or proven snitch. "Throw some water on him/her" refers to the snitch wearing a wire and the water ruining the device .

A way of warning that a person is a snitch
Throw some water on him/her is used as-
Throw some water on chad. He's been talking to the boss alot recently and I'm pretty sure he got tyler fired
by crzymnjohn October 6, 2020
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Mahomes'd her

I was doing her doggy style. Pulled out and jizzed. The cum went in a football arch, a Patrick mahomes like pass, and struck her in the forehead dripping down her face to the bed.
I was fucking her doggy style and mahomes'd her bro!
by Brad1237 October 2, 2020
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Rock her shit

When you fuck her so hard she’s speechless.
“She wanted rough sex so I rocked her shit, and she was speechless.” “I’m going to rock her shit”
by Baddiew/afatty October 7, 2021
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Herring

When a younger person finds attraction in a significantly older person
"You lowkey herring it rn with that crush on Wolfe."
by June the Wumbo May 7, 2025
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