Get her Jersey

Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.
Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"
by BrosefTheBroLord May 17, 2015
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get her blocked

a term in norn iron meaning getting a girl hammered of her head on probably buckfast or something and then have your mates urge you or someone to proper shag her
oh aye mate go on get her blocked
by oliver walker December 20, 2022
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borrow her lip gloss

Kissing, frenching, first base, tonsil hockey, tongue wrestling. As J.K. Rowling put it in her Harry Potter books; snogging. See also: pash
Yeah bro, she totally let me borrow her lip gloss after our first date.
by Pour Youdonym May 08, 2017
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Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
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Poled her

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.
by Young Proudy June 26, 2019
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mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 April 12, 2018
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kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
by MaxBrit February 06, 2015
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