Love your hair, hope it wins

Love your hair, hope it wins

Some plebeian: Your jeans look like my grandmothers.

Me: Love your hair, hope it wins.

by Whipplers May 26, 2019

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009

let your hair down

going overboard with effort or giving more effort than is required for a simple task

wow you really let your hair down today at noon ball, i think you actually killed a guy

by andydalton January 29, 2012

hair to grow on the palm of your hand

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.

Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

fuck me hair

That trendy hairstyle in which young sloots give themselves a pompadour.

Amy's trashy new ways were accompanied by sex pants and fuck me hair.

by Bruiser Bradley October 7, 2008

sexy red haired dude

They don’t exist, KJ Appa is lying to all of you

Girl “there are no sexy red haired dudes”
Other girl “what about KJ Appa?”
First girl “ he’s lying to you”

by The average bears September 19, 2018

hair gel combo smell

Someone who wears an assortment of hair products and therefore has a unique scent, replacing the need for, or overcoming that of, a worn fragrance.

Was the fake tan and hair gel combo smell unbearable? Nope! That's just "The Situation".

by fuckjerseyshore1212 October 17, 2011