Ghetto

Doing something weird that no one would do or a local would:Ruling a math book with the bottom of a padlock, milk before cereal

As ghetto as keith

by c0oLKidswithaStHma December 10, 2021

ghetto props

The act of giving ironical respect to an 'uncool' person attempting to be 'hip' or 'down with the kids'

Newsreader: That song is really 'groovy'
Me: She gets mad ghetto props for that

by lost_rob March 10, 2007

ghetto binding

A method of binding volumes of documents whereby the binder staples the document lengthwise in three places on the left side of the page (i.e. top, middle, and bottom) and then wraps the entire left side of the document volume, front to back, with electrical tape, covering up the staples and creating a crude binding.

Uh oh, these appellate briefs need to be in the court's hands in Albany no later than tomorrow, FedEx Office is telling me they won't finish binding them by the final pickup time tonight for overnight delivery, and the court will reject the entire appeal if they are not bound according to its uptight rules. what do I do?

You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!

by Alan Doucheowitz May 13, 2017

Ghetto Doting

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.

Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.

by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017

ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

ghetto grip

Ghetto grip. A grip only ghetto people have and they learn from being in so many both fights. None them other hoes can get out of it.

Dayummm did you see Monica during that bitch fight?? She got that ghetto grip that none of them other bitches could get out of.

by Ghettobitchesforeva June 17, 2018

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020