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Birthday Dick

When it's your birthday and a man congratulates you with his penis.
"Hi John, did you have a nice birthday this weekend?"

"Yeah, Tommy came and gave me birthday dick."
by Dicktionary Uber Legend January 12, 2022
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Ruck Dick

When you ruck so much your dick gets so raw you can’t fuck
Yo Spink! You gonna smash that medieval peasant ho broad after this Norwegian March or you got that Ruck Dick?
by ThickWerm March 14, 2022
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Dick Smoker

When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.
Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.
by The Chuck Diesel March 15, 2022
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Dick score

Approximation of the quality of the male penis size

Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft

If not born male, divide by 2
My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?
by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022
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Mika's Dick

A very large and veiny dick. Mika is a white male with an enormous cock. He likes to stick it in a small boy's asshole and the entire large juicy penis fits. When he masturbates, he makes an ocean of cum.
Boy: Mika's Dick is so good. He always shoves it down my throat and I like it.
by JAG SOPPAR February 10, 2022
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Dick fog

When you want some dick so badly it’s all you can think about. Your brain doesn’t process much else.
I need some dick. My brain won’t work until I can left this dick fog.
by Platinumhoney September 15, 2021
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Dick Wolfing

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed for the purposes of creatively enhancing one's work or group activity in which the creative enhancement of weed works in coalition with the focus enhancing elements of speed. In Reference to the Law and Order producers DIck Wolf and his Co-Producer Speed Weed.
''We will be dick wolfing so hard tonight bois ''
by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022
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