fakejon

fakejon is a multidimensional entity that experiences the flow of time at the rate of about 1 year every 24 hours, therefore his birthday is everyday, he also streams wordle-like games on Twitch every other day

fakejon's birthday is today, tomorrow, and yesterday Aware

by realJon June 7, 2022

Fake friend day

Fake friend day is tha day u can post any hoe u dnt like cs they straight weird !! 💯🙂

awl it’s Fake friend day ? .. lemme post this lil hoe rq 🤣 ..

by kvrlnaq June 10, 2022

Fake Friends

Bryson
Braeden

Jack

Bryson, Braeden and Jack are such fake friends.

by George.Johnson June 10, 2022

Fake

Almost like saying kind of or maybe.You have an emotion towards something but not really.

“I’m fake aggy.” You’re kind of mad but not really.
“I fake wanna fuck that girl.” You kind of wanna fuck that ugly girl but need some Casamigos first.

by Tree210 June 12, 2022

Fake Queuing

When some dumb nerd on eternal return says there queuing but they aren't

Super cringe

When some nerd says "I'm queuing for ranked solos/duo/squads" then doesn't queue that's when someone is "Fake Queuing"

by Mr Briggs June 12, 2022

Fake Chickening

The act of shoving an egg in one’s ass and then shitting it into one’s partners mouth

“I was disappointed when the egg cracked in my ass when me and Julia were Fake Chickening”

by Pillowcase76 June 13, 2022

Fake Friend Day

June 18th is the national day to celebrate your fake friends. I know everyone has at least one they can post . Don’t be shy post it. This is also the day you can cut them off without feeling bad ✂️. then you can enjoy the rest of your day fake friend free and pretend you never met them 😘.

I swea this girl been acting so fake lately. I might just have to cut her off on fake friend day .

by Booty eater 9000 June 17, 2022