the college effect

waking up in the morning and realising your bed is a very comfortable place that you do not want to leave. generally occurs 1 - 2 months of starting college

chick: why werent you here this morning?
dude: ahh, the college effect strikes again.

by ZEDEDED October 19, 2010

College

A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.

Hey man, I just got back from college!

Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam

by SwanginDanglinThang November 3, 2020

Berwick Secondary College

A "high school" in Victoria's south east better described as a CIA black site, whether its kids committing grand theft auto or pedophilic teachers putting cameras up girls skirts this school is truly the deepest part of hell, may god bless anyone who dares go to Berwick Secondary College as they endure teachers putting kids in headlocks, vape dealers around every corner or the stupid fucking builders who built this school on a steep ass hill.

"I hear theres a bunch of pedophiles at berwick secondary college, i would never send my kids there."

by vapeshitter67 November 23, 2025

gilson college

a really boring school who hires stupid indians who dont know anythung and has the worst education like how do i pay7k for trash schooling wth i can get better from rats

umm i go to gilson college
wtf ur poor ash ps (i HATE HATE HATE HATE miss pavaday, apopie, dr hudson, ackland, dat ngyuen, rayelene whale devlin, stupid indian year 12 and just SCREW GILSON WHY DO I SPEND SO UCH MONEY AND CANT HAVE DEB OR FORMAL OR EVEN YEAR BOOK QUOTES AM I LIKE WITH THE TALIBAN I HATE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH

by i hate maureen pavaday February 14, 2024

College Gyal

How yuh could not love a college gyal, them cuc gyal , Georges gyal and st .joseph gyal will have you on hold.

U see tha college gyal walking dey lemme get she number nah

by Multi colour Keem November 19, 2023

Waverley College

Waverley College is a private school in Sydney, I don't have much else to say but there weren't any other definitions for this school.

"Waverley College is a bit gay aye"
"Yeah a bit but they got fit guys"

by TfisApsuedonym May 18, 2023

College

1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.

11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.

by ophie.f April 24, 2023