Alabama hot chocolate

use the leftover diarrhea chunks from Alabama Iced Tea and mix them into a glass of boiling water.

"here's that hot chocolate you asked for. sorry about that alabama iced tea i just gave you"
"thanks.... is this an alabama hot chocolate! How does anybody have that much diarrhea!"

by fl1pzomg August 25, 2008

white chocolate

a white chocolate is a person who is half black half white

white chocolate is kara

by air-bear is me February 24, 2008

Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut

The arsehole of a ridiculously ugly fat asian prostitute who hasn't seen toilet roll in a few weeks.

Bill: You're going down with herpes man you know that.

Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.

by Facecake July 25, 2009

chocolate shrimp boating

sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth

susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.

by misfit7 December 13, 2010

hershey's chocolate bar

Eating out a man while he shits.

Yo dawg, I just gave Jon a hershey's chocolate bar!

by dustin wachachoco October 29, 2007

slimy chocolate milkshake

When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.

"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."

by dxmkwelmdcl;xm,dwl;sc,mxlmwdcolmxdwmscfd April 25, 2008

strawberry chocolate surprise

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.

Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.

by Roflles July 2, 2017