beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.

The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.

by GatorFlores January 11, 2023

Lemon Beef

When your boyfriend is deathly allergic to lemons so you learn to hate them with a passion.

“I have such lemon beef, man”

by LemonBeef July 9, 2023

What's your beef stranger

When a random person calls you names

What's your beef stranger I didn't do nothing to you

by urbeef July 10, 2023

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023

Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

by RideBigPony August 14, 2023

A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 14, 2023