Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair

Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear

by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019

Gummy-bear friend

A Gummy-bear friend is a friend you can always rely on to talk to when your sad. Gummy-bear friends are lovable people you just want to hug and love. Gummy-bear friends are funny and easy to talk to and super adorable. If you find a Gummy-bear friend keep them! They are very rare.

Im so glad I have a Gummy-bear friend !

by Pop-tart Unicorn Exposed January 11, 2018

Kitty Cat Bear

A very rare marsupial.

How many babies is that kitty cat bear carrying in its pouch? I don’t know but it sure is cute!!!

by FL fact finder January 14, 2021

fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019

I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.

Example does not exist for I am not a bear

by KL MB February 21, 2013

Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!

What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.

by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019

We Bare Bears

The best show ever, used universally, underrated

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by KAMEORNEV May 16, 2023