Asshole

1. (noun) A person's anus
2. (noun) A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

Leave that asshole alone!

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

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Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.

Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"

by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025

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Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity

“lego my asshole baby”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

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Asshole

Male Jerk.

You're an asshole as in male jerk.

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

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Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.

After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.

by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025

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