by eGgS aRe ShOoK January 27, 2019

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

by LiquifierCheesepetson February 6, 2024

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all
Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

A white or brown round cone-shaped object that can either hatch into a baby animal, such as a duck, bird or chicken, or become food when humans try to eat them.
by PilotOfTheSea September 28, 2023
