Jaffa Snake

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.
"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"
by Pom123 April 09, 2022
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dinner snake

A massive dump after a massive dinner so big it coils on itself.
A guest remarked that even after five flushes he could not get rid of the dinner snake.
by jon dough May 17, 2014
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Mirror snake

When a guy takes a picture in the mirror and his dick hangs so low it isn’t in the picture
Holy shit look at his mirror snake in this”
“His mirror snake is so long
by Pea brain March 20, 2024
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Snake swallow

The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.
Dude, i think im in love!
Really?
Yeah, this girl can snake swallow!
by FratDaddy22 December 01, 2010
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 March 09, 2012
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An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
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coco snake

A long terd that originates from the cinnamon ring and gives the appearance of a deadly venomous snake.
"Man, I dropped me one heck of a coco snake after them biscuits for breakfast!"
by J. Young January 30, 2008
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