Max

A name for 5’5 red headed men who dress like they are German exchange students who work at Trader Joe’s. Nerds

Wow, I love how Max pulls off that lederhosen and floral name tag. I bet he knows where the pumpkin filled pretzels are.

by chromeBLT November 23, 2021

Max

They are just named Max. They have been born. They most likely have hobbies. They might like food.

Friend: Hey Max.
Max: Hi!

by tiredidiot September 18, 2021

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Max

Max is a very sexy, handsome and intelligent. His dick is very big. He is very good at sex and flirting. He likes eating food and doesn't care about being fat. He doesn't care about things people say about him. He hates conceited people. He doesn't understand some things, but don't be angry he won't learn it.

Girl 1 : "Max is so sexy"
Girl 2 : "yeah I know"

by KingOfNames69 October 16, 2019

Max Johnston

a dick, unloved by all

max Johnston is unloved

by yologirl27 July 1, 2017

Doogle Maxxing

The act of yo-yoing a turd back and fourth creating an immense suction that results in shooting the turd out of your mouth.

“Wow that was an epic doogle max!” “Thanks bro I’ve been doogle maxxing a lot lately”

by 2HawkMasterTuah February 3, 2025

Max

Max is a shortned for of maximum, leading everyone to belive his dick size maximum in how tiny it is

I'm actaully just talking about a friend, any Max's out there, don't take it personally

by Big Boi Yes December 7, 2020