Can opener

When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.

Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Can I say something?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME

person 1: HAHAHAHHAHAHA I KNOW AND SHE WAS LIKE–
person 2: uh Can I say something?

person 1: "Hey Cherry"–
perosn 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN. Cherry wasn't the one who said that

by bbbbhornyyy August 31, 2021

Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.

Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans

by Cmikesell July 15, 2016

canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

by poopy due June 16, 2023

Kallie can I

Where you can't do shit

I'm going to biuld a truck.. "kallie can I"

by Yamaha 295 December 31, 2021

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021