clutch boner

When you're in a 1 vs 4 situation and you manage to win the round, and your penis becomes enlarged.

"Holy fuck dude nice clutch!"
"Yeah man! I have such a clutch boner!"

by ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) May 1, 2015

hype boner

When you get so much hype you pop a boner.

Omg bro! That new Star Wars trailer gave me a hype boner!

by Bananasalady December 15, 2015

Girl Boner

When ellie sees caidie

ellie: omg is that caidie?
amy: yeah it is isn’t she well clapped
ellie: no i just got the biggest girl boner

by ripwrn May 10, 2022

Comedy Boner

When you get "excited" about something that is literally fucking hilarious and no one else is around.

Cletus (Extreme Trumpeter): "Man! I'm really glad that Fuhrer Trump selected the extremely intelligent goddess that is Miss Sarah Palin for vice Fuhrer!"
Jack (Sane person): "I have such a comedy boner right now..."

by velopciraptor September 5, 2016

acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.

That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.

by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013

Astrolo-Boner

When someone gets an erection from anything to do with Astrology.

1: "Hey bro is that the North Star?"

2: "YES!..Sorry I just came to the sight of it"

1: "Dude..you just got an Astrolo-Boner"

by AWildPikachu November 8, 2012

boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 19, 2014