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post-water clarity

When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.
Mike: damn bruh you good?

Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.

Mike: oh fr?

Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.

Mike: you just had post-water clarity.
by rog43 January 29, 2022
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Intense eye watering

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).
A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.
by Shamir Snuts June 15, 2021
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love water

water that comes from a pink lulu-lemon water bottle with LOVE printed on the side, its extremely statisfing in the summer when your thirsty
nathan: give that love water im fucking thirsty!
nicicia: no its mine hoe!
by titsandasswithballs August 4, 2008
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pushing water uphill

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.
literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.
by earpuller January 19, 2006
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drinking the bong water

Verb. A specific derivative of drinking the kool aid that refers to the tendency of left- wing activists to blindly follow their leaders and ideological beliefs without any appreciation for reality or opposing points of view. Persons who are drinking the bong water will often attach themselves to liberal causes or pursuits that don't have a snowball's chance in Hades of achieving victory.
Dave: Well, it looks like my sister is drinking the bong water again.
Trevor: How so?
Dave: She's signed up to be a volunteer for Dennis Kuicnich's 2008 campaign.
Trevor: Silly hippie.
by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006
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How Water Is Made

Water or what is commonly known as H20 is synthetically created using complex neurodynamic organisms. Examples of such are hoses, sinks, or any other living breathing thing that if you stand too close will blast it in your mouth
*twists knob on sink*
Andy Milonakis:"That's how water is made!"
by I is a gud righter April 2, 2007
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Fish out of Water

Being unfamiliar with one's surroundings/activities thus often being vulnerable in such circumstances.

Commonly used to describe a change in surroundings by phrases such as 'going fish out of water' or 'to go fish out of water.'

In this sense, the meaning is similar to the term 'Slippin' meaning to leave one's usual abode/habitat to enter next manz endz.
i.e.

Brare 1: Yo blud come we roll down (enter endz of choice here), still.

Brare 2: Rah!!! Allow goin' Fish out of Water down dere blud, manz gonna get merked ugetme?!

Brare 1: Oh yes, I suppose you're right old bean. Silly me.
by Braredem July 27, 2010
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