Tree

a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as "soil".

"look its a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as soil"
"it's a tree"
"oh"

by fuckingmidgets July 23, 2022

Satan’s Tree Rat

House cat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?

by thefarmersson November 8, 2023

Tree

A tree is a tall , fine person with an athletic/muscular physique.

P1: " Omg , their so tall & attractive "

P2 : " that’s a tree to climb on "

by Nancy M June 21, 2025

tree lover

Hannah, the one who loves hugging and kissing trees. Wants to make baby groots with trees.

Amy: whose that girl over there?
Anjali: the one making out with a tree?
Pauline: oh thats just my friend, tree lover
Steffi: gross
Stella: im gonna write a smut on this
Sung: yuh.

by SPECIALKCEREALYOUMMY September 18, 2022

Tree

A tree is tre’s e. E as in e-cigarette yes the guy that goes by tre in your class has

e-cigarettes

Kyoto: hey kida is trey a tree?
Kida: definitely dude he can hook you up

by Greatlord Cthulhu January 6, 2021

Pine tree jr high

Pine tree jr fucking high is one of the most headass school in the world nobody is good every one is bad walk by someone and you smell weed or cancer sticks aka cigarettes with a ratio of 95% bloods and 3% crops and 2% other don’t come to this school you will be made fun of if you aren’t wearing the right colors aka red don’t wear blue cryps wack asf

Fuck pine tree jr high

by Drxkko February 24, 2019

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023