slam post

When a person on Facebook steals a pic/caption from another web-site, then re-post it on there page, multiple times per day, from different pages.
An attempt for attention that only annoys.
I was looking on my FB home page, but it was so clogged up from a "slam post" that I logged out in disgust, post after post of stupid quips and pics, that have no meaning to anyone but those that post it, thinking it's relevant, but its NOT !
by FB Sucks March 30, 2014
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Schizo-Posting

Repetitively making posts of obsessive, paranoid and/or schizophrenic nature, usually making new threads within minutes of each other and/or updating threads with paranoid and petty spam, usually over multiple replies. Spamming the same video with multiple different titles as a plea for financial aid (e-begging) and/or attention also counts as Schizo-Posting.

The term was popularized by the Daniel Larson community, often referring to his paranoid spamming of his YouTube Community page.
Billy: Did you see Daniel Larson's community page on YouTube?

Jimmy: Why? Is he schizo-posting again?!
*looks at phone*

Daniel Larson: Emergency
Daniel Larson: Get ready for the shift 🤯
Daniel Larson: The managers at Olive Garden are printing off my nudes

Daniel Larson: The FBI director is spying on the trolls

Some Troll: EMERGENCY
Daniel Larson: ⚠️
Daniel Larson: I just made six dollars
Daniel Larson: I just had lunch
Some Troll: What did you have for lunch?
by Hot 7 January 24, 2024
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Simp posting

When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting
Scott uploaded a meme that used a screenshot from a porn movie he was Simp posting
by Fin Cann January 20, 2025
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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.
Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney
by !E*RICKY! February 20, 2021
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jacob post

A man of much muscle and great work ethic
by Dalepj November 01, 2022
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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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