Alabama French Drain

When a guy is going down on his sister and sticks his tongue up her ass

Billy Bob was going down on his sister, Debbie and gave her an Alabama French Drain. He came up with a black tongue!

by WhiteCollarPosse March 3, 2019

French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

french stamp

When a person pulls their butt cheeks apart and farts on another person’s forehead, leaving a little juice.

Waking up with a hangover, I realized that I had received a French stamp in the night while my friends were still partying.

by Clamantha July 25, 2019

French Gunfire

The act of making your urine multishot (split urine) and then spraying it at another woman with malicious intent.

Jenna: "I was totally French Gunfired last night!"

by Vladimir Carti February 11, 2020

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023

french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.

My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.

by bonzogoda November 2, 2011