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Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.
Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!
by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022
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I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.
"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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Don't look away

The sentence you see in a post regarding the Gaza genocide.
Speak up. Don't look away. Boycott. Never stop talking about Palestine.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 1, 2024
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A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.
1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."
by Mahnig March 31, 2010
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Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
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Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
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