by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019

similar to a rusty trombone but for females; eating a girl's ass out while fingering her vagina (hand looks like a ladel).
hey Lucy remember when I give Roger a rusty trombone some stranger gave me a rusty ladel, it felt sooooooo good!
by masputofuckinfatbitches November 1, 2008

Verb. The act of Intercourse in which the male penetrates the ass with two fingers and then reaches forward and hooks one in the female's mouth, and one across the base of the nostrils. Mix of the Rusty Fishhook and the Dirty Sanchez, for those who collect sex moves like shotglasses.
by Bruce the Masseuse June 2, 2017

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
by jjoohhnnyypp July 21, 2017

The sexual act of using a foot to perform intercourse with a woman's vagina while she is menstruating.
by Living_dead_gurrrl July 6, 2017

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.
My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!
by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023
