When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.
Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.
Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.
Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"
Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"
His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"
His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."
Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"
Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"
His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"
His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."
Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"
by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 14, 2023
he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family
not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022
When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.
People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.
Chris: Hello John.
John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!
Chris: Hello John.
John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!
by The Galavanters June 20, 2009
To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.
Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."
Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"
Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"
Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"
Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"
Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"
Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"
by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008
Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
by The Brown Beast July 16, 2012
by Mama-smh March 14, 2017
Masturbation. Explanation:
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 10, 2010