October 16th

Slap your mother and father across the face

HARD on October 16th

October 16th by Made by a child from Bianca October 14, 2019

October 6th 

National Dumbass day, Only the stupidest people are born this day

ppl born on october 6th are retards

October 6th by harvord October 25, 2019

October 13th 

The day of which all females wear only white clothes, then become drenched in water for all moments throughout the day. And remember, it’s also national grabass month. So don’t forget that either!

Friend: Hey what day is it today?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: He’ll yeah let’s get it on.

October 13th by lil sex addict October 13, 2019

october 15 

felipe birthday

hey it’s october 15 felipe’s birthday

october 15 by joekids84 October 15, 2019

October 17th 

Today is national dick in a pumpkin day, so if it’s ur birthday be prepared to get stuffed.

“Omg! It’s October 17th”
“ Damn , I thought I wouldn’t get stuffed till next month.”

October 17th by Auburyn101 October 15, 2019

October 24

The day where being a clown is cool 🤡

It’s October 24 go be a clown

October 24 by -Swag City October 15, 2019

October 17th 

This is the day where ava gives you the sucky sucky without consent.

Dude look its ava, she might suck your dick tonight in your sleep because its October 17th!

October 17th by NiggaLiggaSucca October 15, 2019