monster erection

A huge boner.

Damn Nishan has a monster erection.

by TheChinita November 15, 2018

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by Baddie666 September 17, 2021

Monster Rocker

Is a Minifigures introduced in October 2015

The Monster Rocker appears to be a rock music version of The Monster from series 4

by Jordan Hurley September 10, 2025

Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.

Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”

by Judgerichie November 5, 2023

Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.

Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

Cookie Monster

When you put a cookie into your girl's pussy and or booty and eat it out.

I was baking with my babe and she was looking hot so I did a Cookie Monster.

by BIgBouncingBooty July 4, 2017

The Michigan Monster Mash

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)

The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.

by DR124 September 19, 2011