Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

by Cold nose September 15, 2022

gentrified-money laundering

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.

yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭

by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025

Money

What you don't have. Bitch, your on urban dictonary.

No job, no money.

by BigSpicyMommy February 17, 2023

eg money

a rapper, producer and songwriter best known for "pizza on the beatsa" and "sweet scuba Steve"

"did you hear eg money's new track?"
"yeah it was kinda fire"

by EG FRESH April 5, 2021

money lawndering

Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.

As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!

by QuacksO January 20, 2021

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Nut money

Money used to clean up after Nutting.

Guy 1: "Dude I can't go out tonight."
Guy 2: "What why?!"
Guy 1:" I'm running a little low on some nut money and my place is a mess because of it."

by DontUseNutMoneyKids April 4, 2017