Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

by James Mcagee August 6, 2024

I got the duck

Another way to say you've been laid off.

"I got the duck last night." "Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear that! You'll find something new, I'm sure of it."

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Got a rock

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

by Marcus November 19, 2003

got it

antasia white

igl antasia got it!!

by kool-aid man p September 25, 2023

You Got Spooked Boi

What you would tell your friend after you scare them.

You: (to your friend) "BOOO!"
Friend: -screams-"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!"
You: "You Got Spooked Boi!"

by therealistmintoreos21 May 9, 2017

You Just Got Lesnar'd

An expression that applies to something that only shows up once or twice a year. But when it does, it takes you on an emotional tour of suplex City - bitch.

I mean Tony, I get it. Your Christmas bonus was $100 less than last year. "You Just Got Lesnar'd" by your cheap skate boss for the second time in two years. At least it doesn't happen often.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

not got two pennies to rub together

have none or hardly any of the specified item, especially money.

"some schools have not got two pennies to rub together"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025