You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
Get the Sheep fuckermug. by Purple nurble February 12, 2022
Get the St. John's husky fuckermug. by John Dick and Balls September 12, 2023
Get the Fag Fuckermug. by anonymous March 15, 2024
Get the acorn fuckermug. Pickle Fucker- is when u force someone to shove a pickle up there ass and walk 10 feet if the pickle drops out u take a bite and reinsert
I saw that pickle fucker eating that ass pickle with a little extra shit besides penut butter ahhh good 'ole'pickle fucker
by Fupa_twat_waffle May 2, 2019
Get the Pickle Fuckermug. Synonymous with Schrödinger's Asshole/Schrödinger's Douchebag/Schrödinger Asshole/Schrödinger Douchebag/Schrödinger Fucker (someone who doing something disrespectful and try to defend their obnoxious behaviour by saying "bRuH, tHAt'S a JoKe")
No surprise why Indon considered rude in Anti-social media: They can't tell the difference between "plain joke" and "be a Schrödinger's Fucker"
by Sir. B August 17, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Fuckermug. by thundecock December 9, 2024
Get the fuckerismmug.